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Forever Dying Brightly

Thanks to Forever Dying Brightly for mentioning Operation EMU:

“Some of the best things come by way of serendipity, and in the case of books, it’s often the one you never looked for but that came to you that makes for an interesting read. That’s how I’m looking at ‘Operation Emu’, by B. Brandon Barker , a book that came to me through email.

Being a conspiracy theorist, and seeing the ‘Operation’ part, I of course went off to look for any Operation Emu. After all, it’s not the first time that birds have been used to name ops, although I had never heard of EMU. Quite quickly I found that it wasn’t an op I was looking at but a book. A good one at that, done in the footsteps of authors I admire like Kurt Vonnegut and Tom Robbins.

So far, and I’m only three chapters in mind you, it’s a thoroughly entertaining read! I could quote but that would spoil it…go read. Click on the pic or on the link below…”

http://foreverdyingbrightly.com/blog/2010/02/operation-emu/

Operation EMU Now on Kindle

Kindle folks. Your search for a great read is over. Click here to download Operation EMU [Amazon Kindle Store].

Here’s what the critics are saying:

“… a quirky, hilarious romp of a novel….a thought-provoking satire.” — Mayra Calvani, Blog Critics

“Brandon Barker not only knows how to write (rara avis, these days), but, even more important, has also refined the art of entertaining the reader. Operation Emu is a wonderfully amusing, gripping and entertaining book, and at the same time it gives plenty of food for thought about how our lives are constantly at risk of being manipulated.” — Niccolo Capponi, author of Victory of the West: The Great Christian-Muslim Clash at the Battle of Lepanto (Da Capo)

“Sharp, fierce, and funny, Operation EMU is a wicked satire about the space program, low-budget filmmaking, and why Americans love to be told what to believe. Brandon Barker’s first novel doesn’t stop surprising or delighting. Imagine NASA run by pro wrestling’s Vince McMahon – or better yet, start reading this book.” — Douglas E. Winter, author of Run (Knopf)

“I loved Operation EMU — very, very funny and wicked at the same time, with nice digs at popular/unpopular culture. I think it could be, aside from the delightful novel it already is, a very amusing movie.” — Judy Bachrach, feature writer for Vanity Fair and author of Tina and Harry Come to America: Tina Brown, Harry Evans, and the Uses of Power (Free Press).

Download Operation EMU for Kindle here.

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Order the book on Amazon.

Fantasy or Football! Part Four (Preseason)

Yeremiah Bell: Strong Safety for the Miami Dolphins or martyred infant of Serena Butler, Priestess of the Jihad?

William Rentmeeser: Tackle for the San Francisco 49ers or Interplanetary Finance Minister?

When Frank Herbert’s ‘Dune’ appeared in 1965, little did the world know that it would become the best-selling Sci-fi novel of all time; nor that it would influence the naming of an entire generation of professional athletes.

All across America, football fans and Sci-Fi fans are debating into the wee hours over whether Sam Huff was (a) a Linebacker for the New York Giants or (b) the Emperor’s Truthsayer and mentor of Lady Jessica.

Still confused? Help set the universal record straight by taking the Fantasy or Football Quiz.

Then, try your luck at Part One, Part Two and Part Three.

Here Comes the Flood

New Book Review

opertionemubookMayra Calvani, author of “The Slippery Art of Book Reviewing,” has written a nice little piece about OPERATION EMU.

“The dialogue is sharp and propels the story at a quick pace. The characters are offbeat and some of the ridiculous situations will make you laugh out loud. Author B. Brandon Barker has created a smart, funny parody of what it really means to be an ‘advanced’ homo sapien.”

Read the review here.

Pick up the book here.

Do Yourself a Favor: Wild Wood Deluxe

wellerI’ve checked out most of Paul Weller’s albums–all good–but none of them come close to Wild Wood (1993). The only thing that comes close to it–in the sense that it can’t be stopped after it’s started–is Who’s Next or Astral Weeks.

The Deluxe Edition, like most in this series (see Marvin Gaye’s What’s Goin On), offers some B-sides, some demos, some live tracks, some brilliant castoffs. It’s just a great experience all around. For a post-Mod artist, Paul Weller might be expected to have a punk-ish, annoying cockney tone, like the Clash, Sex Pistols or The Specials, but instead he has a deep, soulful voice. A real front-man sound.

You don’t hear about this record much, and maybe that’s a good thing. It’s best un-hyped.

New Story in Global City Review

flagsSometimes, but not often enough, one of my short stories gets published.  “The Movie of Your Life,” which is about… well, just that, will appear in the Spring issue of Global City Review.

You can find Global City at most book stores that carry lit mags, or you can subscribe here.

Simon Evans at the James Cohan Gallery

everything-i-haveMy friend Simon Evans is having his first solo NY show, and it’s really spectacular. When I first met Simon, he was writing short stories–really brilliant ones, short, whimsical and funny. Years later, he began drawing and making collages, but he never really stopped writing, making his work fun to read as well as look at. Here are some words from the press release:

“Simon Evan’s delicate text-based works are collaged and assembled from prosaic materials including found paper, scotch tape, pencil shavings, colored pencil and white out. They describe a world poised between two poles of earnestness and irony. With his anxieties laid bare and his wry brand of melancholy, Evans presents us with a veritable laundry list of drawings that take the form of diagrams, charts, maps, lexicons, diary entries, inventories, cosmologies and epistolary entreaties that plunge the viewer into alternate states of pathos and hope.”

Among the works in this gallery (26th between 10th and 11th), are Everything I Have (pictured, a catalogue of his belongings), The Green City (a stunning pen-and-paper drawing of a mythical city) and One Hundred Mixed CDs for New York (exactly that, CD sleeves with mixed CDs inside).

This show is up until April 4.

Insane Music Reviews: The Bee Gees’ Odessa

148551odessaFrom Pitchfork’s Bob Stanley:

“‘Lamplight’ doesn’t sound like a hit, truthfully. No matter. From its heavily thrummed acoustic intro and unintelligible echo-ridden opening verse to the massed harps and a storyline that alludes to lost love and candlelit Victoriana, it seems Robin is unsure of what he wants to say, yet knows exactly how to say it: loudly and tearfully. You get the feeling he wished he’d been born 50 years earlier. Both songs are ambitious, then, but you can understand the younger brother’s pique.”

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/148551-the-bee-gees-odessa

Insane Music Reviews: Mark Olson, Gary Louris – Ready For the Flood

By A. J. Williams “song and dance man”

“Perception is always coloured by memory – some memories are vast imagined towns and cities through which you drive to reach your destination – some are open fields, cloudless skylines and straight roads. You see, you can’t listen in isolation to songs written through shared experience and expect there to be no hitchhikers from past travels. They catch lifts along your way, sometimes with further miles to travel, sometimes dropped off just blocks away from home, sometimes without a word – sometimes grateful for the ride.”

http://www.amazon.com/review/R2DL5RFOCT5R/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm